1.Sometimes we just don't want to talk. Don't take it personally.
2.We notice other women because we are men and we are alive. This does not mean we're planning to dump you and jump them.
3.Our favorite T-shirts are not "disgraceful." They show our loyalty to our college, our favorite sports team, our favorite beer, our favorite vacation or number 23.
4.Helpless is not cute.
5.Get to the point.
6.Understand that men are single-minded and can only do one thing at a time. So don't talk to us while we're doing something. We will either ignore you, because we don't hear you "honestly), or we'll screw up what we're doing because you've distracted us.
Exception to Rule 6. Interrupt us if something is on fire, if someone needs immediate medical attention, if Pamela Lee is on TV or if there is an emergency that needs a hero.
7.You can't complain that there are no good guys around while some of us are still single.
8.If you ask us, "Do you think she's prettier then me?" we just might say, "Yes." Then what are you going to do?
9.Don't expect even a great relationship with us to solve all your problems. Just because we love you, doesn't mean your cellulite, your credit card debt or your bad mood will disappear.
10.We would not wear high heels to impress you.
11.Breathe occasionally so we can get a word in.
12.For us, driving is not just a means of going from point A to point B. It's an opportunity to control a couple of tons of steel. We drive, therefore, we are.
13.If you want us to notice something, help us out by saying something like, "I went to the beauty shop today."
14.If you have to have a cat, at least don't call him "Mister" anything.
15.Hide the self help books when we come over. They make us nervous.

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